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zeldathemes
You can call me Payton.
we should be cool together.
PorcelainLegs&FancyDates

underdressedandstressed:

I just wish more people understood this…

foodtrucker:

i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

froakev:

The future is now

froakev:

The future is now

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

nayx:

these people cant be real

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

eenjolras:

when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it